Queer Jewish atheist trans girl. I train computers to do stupid tricks.
Serena once described me as a "cyber witch" and I still think that's kind of awesome.
okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying “hewwo” so since then I started saying “hewwo” instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely “hewwo”like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo’s a day
but now that you have backstory I was just standing in my kitchen making rice, everythings dead silent, and suddenly this fucking “HEWWO??” echoes through the whole apartment and it almost killed me
Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle. I told her, “I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid.” and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, “He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he’s going to be so stupid!”
My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.
this is honestly the best post on the entire fucking internet
so we are packing up our stuff to move to a nicer apartment, and Tristan is making an inventory, and I really appreciate how the bird statue was the *only item* out of this whole box that they deemed “weird”
so we are packing up our stuff to move to a nicer apartment, and Tristan is making an inventory, and I really appreciate how the bird statue was the *only item* out of this whole box that they deemed “weird”
